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Please send me a fruit?

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would treat you to a nice date.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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"Witcho Cute Ass"



Don’t do that
Don’t smile
Don’t laugh
Don’t look at me 

Witcho cute ass

I utter
Contradictory demands
When I can’t resist you

Witcho cute ass

and you know it
the way you drive me crazy
you’re the only one who possesses that power
and then you wanna laugh
walkin away from me 
knowing I’m gonna pull yo ass back
into my arms
into my heart
and never let go

cause’ I love yo cute ass

— Dignified King

exactly how you play with my emotions 

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Anonymous asked: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?



At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.


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Sexism,Patriarchy,Racism and Colonialsm.Full Discourse

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I wonder if Gaga regrets getting her ARTPOP tattoo almost as much as she regrets making ARTPOP.

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Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss Fox News’s coverage of Ferguson, Missouri.


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